OZZIE @ 31220 (.com)
Welcome to Ozzie's Rec Room
It will not surprise you, I'm sure, to find out that I have some wierd friends. Some of them (I hate to admit) are even wierder than I am.
One of them has bought a Domain Name for me as a present. This Domain Name, 31220.com. This is because I would dial her pager, put in the number "31220", and when she looked at the pager, it would say "OZZIE". And this is because she was usually looking at it upside-down. I now have the e-mail address OZZIE@31220.com - readble either way (except for the .com).
I don't really know what to do with it, but it was bought for fun, so I intend to use it for fun! I've got a couple of directories of humourous files, so I'll link to them from here. You (the reader) are my guest here, so sit back, and enjoy!.
Index of http://31220.com/humor
Name Last modified Size Description
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Parent Directory 07-Aug-2003 09:37 -
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1-readme.txt 18-Jan-2001 09:53 1k
1990s.txt 20-Jun-2000 07:59 2k
AmericanPi.txt 20-Jun-2000 07:59 4k
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CuriousGeorge_1.jpg 18-Jan-2001 09:51 40k
DearAbby.txt 20-Jun-2000 08:00 1k
MSalabama.TXT 20-Jun-2000 08:01 1k
MSmn.txt 20-Jun-2000 08:01 2k
MSshuttle.txt 20-Jun-2000 08:01 2k
MSvatican.txt 20-Jun-2000 08:01 4k
TooMuchCoffee.txt 20-Jun-2000 08:02 4k
alien-msg.txt 20-Jun-2000 07:59 1k
army.txt 20-Jun-2000 07:59 2k
asscons.txt 20-Jun-2000 07:59 3k
barbie.txt 20-Jun-2000 08:00 3k
chickens.txt 20-Jun-2000 08:00 2k
chocolate.txt 20-Jun-2000 08:00 1k Why chocolate is better than sex.
computertruths.txt 20-Jun-2000 08:00 1k
creation.txt 20-Jun-2000 08:00 5k
cyberwocky.txt 20-Jun-2000 08:00 1k
difference.txt 20-Jun-2000 08:00 1k
email.txt 20-Jun-2000 08:00 2k
engineers.txt 22-Mar-2003 08:00 5k
flame.txt 20-Jun-2000 08:00 7k
genesis.txt 20-Jun-2000 08:00 3k
gf2_0.txt 20-Jun-2000 08:00 4k
god-tqm.txt 20-Jun-2000 08:00 6k Rate God - take His "Total Quality Management" survey
greetings.html 31-Dec-2003 20:37 3k Politically Correct greetings for whatever you might celebrate
guy.html 20-Jun-2000 08:00 8k
hoax.txt 20-Jun-2000 08:00 5k
impress.txt 20-Jun-2000 08:00 1k
insults.txt 20-Jun-2000 08:00 2k
jar.txt 20-Jun-2000 08:00 3k If you haven't read about putting Big Rocks in a jar, you should
kangaroos.txt 20-Jun-2000 08:00 3k Beware of kangaroos that were in the infantry
korn.txt 20-Jun-2000 08:01 3k
life.txt 20-Jun-2000 08:01 2k
maxims.txt 20-Jun-2000 08:01 2k
metric.txt 20-Jun-2000 08:01 1k
myass.html 20-Jun-2000 08:01 3k Millenia Year Application Software System - MYASS
nato.attacks.hackers..> 19-Aug-2000 07:07 6k
nothing.txt 20-Jun-2000 08:01 1k
oldtime.txt 20-Jun-2000 08:01 2k
oreo.txt 20-Jun-2000 08:01 3k
penis.txt 20-Jun-2000 08:01 2k Why E-mail Is Like A Penis
politics.txt 20-Jun-2000 08:01 2k
redneckexam.txt 20-Jun-2000 08:01 2k
reg-form.txt 20-Jun-2000 08:01 5k Be sure you fill out the Warranty Registration form on that McDonnell-Douglas jet fighter you bought.
religions.txt 04-Dec-2008 04:23 1k How "Shit Happens" to each religion.
remove.txt 20-Jun-2000 08:02 4k
rules.1.txt 20-Jun-2000 08:02 1k
rules.2.txt 20-Jun-2000 08:02 1k
sayings.txt 20-Jun-2000 08:02 2k
sex98.txt 20-Jun-2000 08:02 1k
sexcold.txt 20-Jun-2000 08:02 2k
sexform.txt 20-Jun-2000 08:02 3k
shit.more.txt 20-Jun-2000 08:02 1k
shit.txt 20-Jun-2000 08:02 1k
sighted.txt 01-Mar-2009 11:37 1k
song.txt 20-Jun-2000 08:02 1k
spamreply.txt 20-Jun-2000 08:02 2k
swampgas.txt 20-Jun-2000 08:02 1k
tarot.txt 20-Jun-2000 08:02 3k
technology.txt 20-Jun-2000 08:02 4k
technopagen.txt 20-Jun-2000 08:02 4k
techsupport.txt 20-Jun-2000 08:02 3k
underwear.txt 20-Jun-2000 08:02 3k
virus-work.txt 20-Jun-2000 08:02 2k
virus.txt 20-Jun-2000 08:02 2k
viruswarn.txt 24-Jun-2003 18:09 3k A very old warning of a virus.
warning.txt 20-Jun-2000 08:03 1k
whale.txt 20-Jun-2000 08:03 1k
windows-virus.txt 20-Jun-2000 08:03 1k
women.txt 20-Jun-2000 08:03 3k
womenQandA.txt 28-Jan-2001 11:55 2k
xmas-bugs.txt 20-Jun-2000 08:03 3k
xmasaclu.txt 20-Jun-2000 08:03 3k
xmasbarbie.txt 20-Jun-2000 08:03 4k
xmasnight.txt 20-Jun-2000 08:03 5k
xmastap.txt 20-Jun-2000 08:03 1k
xmasunix.txt 20-Jun-2000 08:03 1k
xmaswoman.txt 20-Jun-2000 08:03 1k
xyzzy.txt 04-Jan-2006 08:03 6k
y2k-status.txt 20-Jun-2000 08:03 1k
y2k.txt 20-Jun-2000 08:03 1k
colors.html 07-Jan-2003 09:02 80k
palm.html 25-Aug-2003 11:04 77k Palm™ Handheld links.
conference.html 25-Aug-2003 11:04 1k 3rd Nigerian E-Mail Conference. Joke alert
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HOW MEN SCREW UP ROM..> 25-Dec-2003 20:08 2.1M How men screw up romance.
acf.html 25-Aug-2003 11:04 1k Assisted Computing Facility.
Star_wars.txt 19-Jan-2004 11:54 1k Use of a Telnet client is required
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WMD/ 25-Mar-2004 10:00 - The WMD error message.
Star_wars.txt 19-Jan-2004 11:54 1k Use of a Telnet client is required
drlaura.html 26-Mar-2004 11:54 3640k A letter to Dr Laura seeking biblical enlightenment
bush-billies.txt 04-Aug-2004 13:57 2k Theme song to "The Washington Hillbillies"
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